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... And Finally – Seven steps with his new GBP240 metal detector, novice ... Opalesque From Ananova .com: A Scottish game warden who bought a metal detector for a new hobby discovered a £1m hoard of Iron Age jewellery - on his first outing. ... and more��

Couple Choke on Fake Cake Bru Direct ... said: "I explained I would be delivering an artificial cake - they are quite common at weddings these days." -- Courtesy of Ananova .com. and more��

Daily Contributor Jailed Buddhist wants cat visit Daily Contributor A Buddhist bank robber has pled for the right of his cat to visit him in prison, saying the animal is the reincarnation of his deceased mother. ... and more��

Cat Banned From Visiting Buddhist Inmate Bru Direct Therefore, the request for visiting rights for the feline is rejected." The court did say he would be allowed to write to the cat. -- Courtesy of Ananova .com. and more��

A crocodile may be waiting for you at school 95.5 WBRU News Ananova .com reports that Dave Brady lost an alligator after bringing it to his daughter's class for show-and-tell. First of all, best show and tell ever, ...

Movie role for talking starling Bru Direct He says about 30 different words and phrases, impersonates Rose's cough and my laughter. He also mimics magpies and moorhens." -- Courtesy of Ananova .Com. and more��

Social Studies Globe and Mail “A US wildlife officer's decision to bring a five-foot alligator into his daughter's school for a show-and-tell backfired when it escaped,” Ananova .com ... and more��

Man is allergic to wife Bru Direct ... he heart stopped and he had to be resuscitated. He now has to be careful of what he touches and constantly carry medication. -- Courtesy of Ananova .Com. and more��

iAfrica.com Biker clocked at 612km/h iAfrica.com Ananova .com reports that a motorcycle rider in Italy is appealing a court ruling that cost him his driver's licence after he was allegedly caught speeding ... and more��

Wheel fast Austrian Times Biker Paolo Turina is appealing after he lost his licence when speed cameras clocked him at an impossible 383 mph. Motorbike mad Paolo, 26 - who also copped ... and more��

Ananova Biker clocked at 383mph Ananova An Italian motorcyclist is appealing after he lost his licence when speed cameras clocked him at an impossible 383 mph. Paolo Turina, 26 - who also copped a ... and more��

Paper round boy redundant TeleText A 13-year-old Bedford boy has become one of the youngest victims of the recession as he was officially made redundant from his paper round. ... and more��

BIKER CLOCKED DOING '383MPH' Daily Star A BIKER has appealed after losing his licence when speed cameras clocked him riding at an impossible 383 mph. ... and more��

The axe effect East Coast Radio ... it says women will be attracted to you if you use Axe. I used it for seven years but no girl came to me." He wants $40000 for his lonely heart. ( Ananova )and more��

Man tried to rob bank with spoon Bru Direct Police spokeswoman, Renata Laszczka-Rusek, said: "It's a weird one but he broke the law and we want to find him." -- Courtesy of Ananova .Com. and more��

New Zealand Herald Sideswipe: Bib for driving dribblers New Zealand Herald Got a messy eater in the family and want to drop a none-too-subtle hint? How about buying a Drib, a bib for adults? A 13-year-old boy became ... and more��

Paper boy made redundant TeleText A 13-year-old boy has become one of the youngest workers to lose his job during the recession when he was officially made redundant from his paper round. ... and more��

Man Tries to Rob Bank With a Spoon, Gets Laughed At ShortNews.com Poland: Police are hunting for a ginger-haired man who attempted to hold up a Lublin bank armed with a spoon. Everyone in the bank dived for cover as the ... and more��

Man Uses Lynx Products for 7 Years But Fails to Get a Girlfriend, Sues ... ShortNews.com India: 26-year-old Vaibhav Bedi has filed a £26000 lawsuit against Unilever, claiming that 'Lynx effect' does not work. He has been using Lynx products for ... and more��